Ruby love

Ohh ruby how I miss you. I never realized how much I truly loved you until you were ripped from my loving arms. How I long to once again snuggle with you and MongoDB in a hot, naughty threesome of pure joy.

I remember when we were young, when the days were long and we sat on my workstation and you allowed me to poke at your insidey parts. Do you remember that warm summer afternoon when you let me write the first few iterations of Heylu? Ohh how I long for those days again. Days of field enforcement, key :love,Integer, { :default: 10000000000 }. Ohh how I miss you!