How do I CloudRim?

Do something like this:

curl -XPOST -H "Content-Type: application/ajax" -d '{"email":"your.emil@blah.com"}' Tanaki-cl-ElasticL-10851AT1WINID-1417527178.us-east-1.elb.amazonaws.com:9000/hq/battle

You'll get this back:

{"kaiju":{"hp":90.71948742261156,"xp":0,"str":7,"name":"Knifehead92","level":14,"armor":7,"speed":7,"bonuses":{"ice":0,"fire":0,"earth":0,"water":6},"category":3,"actor_type":"kaiju","_id":"5276b4d902b6008c0e00007d"},"jaeger":{"level":33,"_id":"5276b4d94a2ad64d0e00007a","hp":100,"name":"","weapons":{"left":{"ice":0,"fire":1,"earth":9,"water":0},"right":{"ice":5,"fire":9,"earth":1,"water":0}}}}